do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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