we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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