I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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