hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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