Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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