Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
