no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You smell like stripper and shame
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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