think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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