I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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