Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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