she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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