Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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