now i know why i became what i already was.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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