Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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