exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I look better un-naked...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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