So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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