Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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