Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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