As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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