dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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