That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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