Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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