So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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