all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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