I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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