She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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