So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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