toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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