does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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