i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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