so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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