Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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