So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
