I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
