i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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