Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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