Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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