We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
