you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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