just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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