Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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