Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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