Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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