Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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