Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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