all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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