Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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