I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
