their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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