So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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