Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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