why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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