Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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