PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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